Ding Dong Suck

go door to door & ask boys if they want their dick sucked.

Hey Rachel lets go play ding dong suck

by SexyBaby123456789 June 25, 2010

Dick Sucking Pro

Person and or thing that works the pipe so good that you wanna jiz your little shorts...

"How was that girl from the club chet"

"well tom ....She stroked the shaft...craddled the balls...worked the pipe....and swallowed the gravy..."

"damn chet she sounds like a DICK SUCKING PRO"

by Mikey&JT March 28, 2009

suck a fat d

a more extreme version of the phrase "suck it". this not only demands someone to suck a dick, it demands that they suck a fat dick.

todd: hey man you're gay.
tad: well why dont you suck a fat d?!!

by trunkman51 October 21, 2008

suck ur mum

used to say that you should indeed suck your mom.

suck ur mum dipshit

by HeHe mr pee pee June 5, 2019

Suck My Cock

"Say those three words".
Of course, the guy is about to sweat bullets. Is it the I LOVE YOU sentence, no.
"Suck my Cock".
You give heard, or oral pleasure.

*Slurp.* Mmm. *Gulp.* Oh yeah... *Gulp.*

by yourmama December 8, 2003

suck my junk

a)take a guess
b)the best cs clan ever

a)Hey ho, why don't you suck my junk
b)SMJ roxors the mixor.

by Genevieve's Phone December 12, 2003

sucks lawn gnomes

No one actually knows what it means. It is a quirky little phrase that most people don't really get to use. Its fun to say.
**WARNING: Do not actualy suck on lawn gnomes, they are a choking hazard**

"That sucks lawn Gnomes."
"Whats that mean?"
"I dunno. Its fun to say"

by Kayla April 16, 2005