No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.
Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT
by cloneswilleatme February 2, 2024
Get the How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF ITmug. If you see an extremely racist reply on Twitter and then click on the profile of the person who made the racist reply, you will see a James Wood retweet within the first three (3) tweets on the timeline. This is known as the 'rule of woods'.
by Adi_Zu April 14, 2020
Get the The Rule of Woodsmug. 
Typically a blonde you meet while collecting fire wood give you the stink eye because she is jealous
So I went to the bathroom to brush my teeth and in comes wood bitch and her sisters giving me the stink eye
by Trueforce April 18, 2022
Get the Wood bitchmug. by cubed March 21, 2023
Get the ziplining woodmug. a non-alcoholic combination of cola and diet cola, created and made popular by American philanderer Tiger Woods . An alcoholic version of the beverage is also known as a Tiger Woods.
Customer: “Barkeep, cola please! Half diet, half original recipe. Thank you.
Bartender: “Hey Buddy, next round save us both a little time and just ask for a Tiger Woods!”
Bartender: “Hey Buddy, next round save us both a little time and just ask for a Tiger Woods!”
by The Devil May Care Kid June 12, 2019
Get the Tiger Woodsmug. by Dr. Strap-On January 30, 2021
Get the Morning Woodmug.