A fugly waitress with poor dental hygiene that smells of whore's crotch who serves sandwiches while wearing a mini (and I do mean mini) skirt with what looks like roast beef dangling between her legs.
by ballsonyabeaver March 4, 2015
Get the snaggle tooth twat monstermug. A new flavor of Monster Energy which is gaining popularity since it has absolutely zero calories, carbs AND sugar.
I don't have to worry much about the side effects of Monster Energy Absolute Zero but I still need to watch my burps!
by NHRHS2010 March 16, 2011
Get the Monster Energy Absolute Zeromug. One of the greatest PSP games, it combines skill, smarts, free-roaming, rpg-style gaming, and everyones favorite-slaying mythological dragons, dinosaurs, and giant apes like the Congalala, Rathian and Rathalos, Tigrex, and Lao-Shan Lung. Hunt 'till you drop.
by Uncommon future March 8, 2009
Get the Monster Hunter Freedom 2mug. The most accurate religion in existence, although it seems that everyone gets all pissy when you tell them that you're converting to it.
You: "Hey I've decided to switch to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, which I can do because I have the freedom of religion"
Your friend: "WHAT THE FUCKING HELL THAT'S SO STUPID YOU'RE A FUCKING RETARD GO TO HELL YOU PIECE OF SHIT"
Your friend: "WHAT THE FUCKING HELL THAT'S SO STUPID YOU'RE A FUCKING RETARD GO TO HELL YOU PIECE OF SHIT"
by The Only Andy Christ February 1, 2018
Get the church of the flying spaghetti monstermug. by Hitlist October 18, 2008
Get the chawdad skidoodley saurus monstermug. by Evilmonsterexpert December 14, 2014
Get the Evil Monster Rule 364mug. A giant green monster that spends most of its days laying underneath the beds of little boys only to emerge at night while they sleep to do the dirty work.
Jose was sparred by the Penis Sucking Chode Monster under his bed because his nasty uncircumcised johnson was too disgusting, even for the filthy beast.
by $$C-MONEY$$ July 1, 2011
Get the Penis Sucking Chode Monstermug.