by IAmAFun-gi June 21, 2022
Get the January 1mug. National tell your crush you like them day
Definition: On January 3rd you tell your crush that you like them
Definition: On January 3rd you tell your crush that you like them
by Clvdii December 31, 2021
Get the January 3rdmug. 
My friend: Why are you watching this guy dance? Who is he?
Me: This is Kai from EXO
My friend: okay but why?
Me: It’s January 14 duh! It’s his birthday!
Me: This is Kai from EXO
My friend: okay but why?
Me: It’s January 14 duh! It’s his birthday!
by hadj April 11, 2020
Get the January 14mug. by yuyyyuyuuu5 January 7, 2025
Get the January 7thmug. January with is the International kiss on the cheek day!
Its the day where you have to kiss someone on the cheek (depending on your gender)
You have to choose a boy or girl depending on your sexuality
If your a girl and your straight you have to kiss a boy, And if your a dude and you are straight you have to kiss a girl.
And if your gay or lesbian you can kiss a boy/girl (depending on gender)
And if your bisexual or Pansexual you can choose whatever you wanna kiss! :)
Its the day where you have to kiss someone on the cheek (depending on your gender)
You have to choose a boy or girl depending on your sexuality
If your a girl and your straight you have to kiss a boy, And if your a dude and you are straight you have to kiss a girl.
And if your gay or lesbian you can kiss a boy/girl (depending on gender)
And if your bisexual or Pansexual you can choose whatever you wanna kiss! :)
Friend #1: Hey its January 5th, You know what that means :)
Friend #2: OMG it's international kiss on the cheek day!
Friend #1: Im gonna go kiss my crush now ;)
Friend #2: OMG it's international kiss on the cheek day!
Friend #1: Im gonna go kiss my crush now ;)
by ShadyGIRLIEE December 12, 2019
Get the January 5thmug. people born on this day will give you the slickittiest wittliest gumbosmackerest wettest guadalupe approved guacamole 3000 of your life.
**Title: "Gus and the Guacamole 3000"**
*(Interior: A vibrant, quirky kitchen filled with colorful utensils and a large, rustic wooden table. A calendar on the wall is marked January 25th, decorated with festive balloons.)*
**Gus** *(mid-30s, wearing a quirky apron, humming to himself)*: Ah, the perfect day to create my masterpiece!
**Narrator**: Gus, born on a chilly January 25, has a talent for transforming the mundane into the extraordinary, especially in the kitchen.
**Scene 2: The Creation**
*(Gus begins slicing avocados with precision, his movements like a well-rehearsed dance. He adds ingredients: onions, tomatoes, a secret blend of spices.)*
**Gus**: (excitedly) And now, for the pièce de résistance, the Slickitties Wittliest GumboSmackerest essence!
*(He uncorks a small, mysterious bottle, releasing a cloud of glittering steam.)*
*(A friend, Alex, enters the kitchen, drawn by the enchanting aroma.)*
**Alex**: (amazed) Gus, what is this magical scent?
**Gus**: (with a wink) Behold, the Guacamole 3000! Guadalupe approved, my friend.
*(Alex dips a chip into the guacamole, hesitantly at first, then takes a bite. Their eyes widen in delight.)*
**Alex**: (ecstatic) Gus, this is... this is the slickest, wittiest, gumbo-smackingest, wettest guacamole of my life!
**Gus**: (bows) My culinary mission is complete.
**THE END.**
*(Interior: A vibrant, quirky kitchen filled with colorful utensils and a large, rustic wooden table. A calendar on the wall is marked January 25th, decorated with festive balloons.)*
**Gus** *(mid-30s, wearing a quirky apron, humming to himself)*: Ah, the perfect day to create my masterpiece!
**Narrator**: Gus, born on a chilly January 25, has a talent for transforming the mundane into the extraordinary, especially in the kitchen.
**Scene 2: The Creation**
*(Gus begins slicing avocados with precision, his movements like a well-rehearsed dance. He adds ingredients: onions, tomatoes, a secret blend of spices.)*
**Gus**: (excitedly) And now, for the pièce de résistance, the Slickitties Wittliest GumboSmackerest essence!
*(He uncorks a small, mysterious bottle, releasing a cloud of glittering steam.)*
*(A friend, Alex, enters the kitchen, drawn by the enchanting aroma.)*
**Alex**: (amazed) Gus, what is this magical scent?
**Gus**: (with a wink) Behold, the Guacamole 3000! Guadalupe approved, my friend.
*(Alex dips a chip into the guacamole, hesitantly at first, then takes a bite. Their eyes widen in delight.)*
**Alex**: (ecstatic) Gus, this is... this is the slickest, wittiest, gumbo-smackingest, wettest guacamole of my life!
**Gus**: (bows) My culinary mission is complete.
**THE END.**
by ChIcKeN nUgGeTz In A hOt TuB November 16, 2023
Get the January 25mug.