Cock joke

1. A generally over-used brand of humor, which is oft stupid, or uncreative. However, more intelligent cock jokes do exist.

2. Something one says generally randomly. This was brought on by a Flash on Newgrounds, called Tankmen 5.5, by Stamper.

1. Knock, knock
(Who's there?)
Jock coke.
(Jock coke? Who?)
COCK JOKE! BAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!

2. (Person A) So, then, I says to Mavis: why don't you make like a tree, and get outta here?
(Person B) Cock joke!
(Person A) And -...
(Person B) COCK JOKE!

by Amerikaner October 15, 2006

cock hickey

the bi-product of an amazing cock sucking session.

Gregory was so pleased to wake up and see a giant cock hickey on his sausage.

by chugger March 20, 2005

Cock Lust

noun, to have lust for the cock, or penis.

often used when talking about slutty girls who have all kinds of casual sex.
Some girls have even earned the title as a shameful nickname.

Alycia has mad cock lust for, like, everyone.

Get off my jock, Cock Lust!

by Jaynik June 12, 2008

Womble Cock

Somebody with a very small and hairy penis

I thought I had a small penis until I had a shower with the lads after the game. It was full of womble Cock!

by Lee Hacksaw February 4, 2009

cock chugger

Some crazy mofo who likes deep throatin' all over the place.

I need to go out and pay the bills but i love cock chuggin too goddamn much, mofo!

by Lee Mofo December 12, 2003

Cock Monger

1. Some one or some thing that enjoys eating a heeping pile of cock.

2. A cock lover.

"God he is such a Cock Monger!"

by D0NNY May 8, 2010

yeti cock

A dick that is big and extremely hairy that it looks like a dong of an abominable snowman.

Rick's yeti cock looks like something from the Ice Age.

by Spector August 29, 2006