National Kiss Day

A day in which you should spend giving kisses to your spouse no matter where they’ll be

“Today is national kiss day. Kiss me”

by Certified National Daily July 26, 2021

National Choking Day

You must choke anyone on april 15!

“Yo go choke alyssa it’s National Choking Day!”

by mmalyssa April 12, 2019

National chorro day

its good luck if you chorro your pants

“ i need the restroom today is national chorro day helpp!! “

by chorroheadganggang March 20, 2021

National trash day

On October 28th every girl named Alexa shall be dumped in the trash

It’s 28th oct alexa

Alex:oh no national trash day

by Big dick slapper October 26, 2019

National Kobe Day

August 24 is Now National Kobe Day
RIP KOBE😭😭😭😭

Person 1: Bro is today?
Person 2: Today is National Kobe Day
Person 1: RIP but Let's Celebrate

by Kobe_Is_The_Goat24 January 28, 2020

national bed day

June 15, a day to celebrate, brag and/or compliment your bed for being there when you wanted to lay down

person a: why are you laying down in your bed?
person b: me and my bed are watching a movie
person a: why not just go outside and hang out?
person b: because is national bed day :/

by orange_you_tired February 12, 2022

National No Meme Day

The Opposite of Aprils Fools day, happening during April 11th

Jeff: Tmrw is April 11th

Rick Astley: *gets Minigun* its National no meme day

by Pink Guy April 10, 2021