Flying Banana

A Threesome involving a man or woman, a man and a midget.

When the woman lies on the bed or floor with her legs spread open and hands tied down. The man then jumps from something tall such as a shelf or table, with his dick arrect. He lands straight into her kitty pillow. A midget wearing a cherry costume then with his dick out jumps on top of the guy, dick slapping him in the face.
" My buddy was having a crazy party last week.
They even had a Flying Bananasplit in the living room."
by BiggestMonkaBallls April 04, 2020
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Ultimate Banana

You start off by playing ultimate frisbee with a banana. After the banana hits the ground enough times and becomes extremely mushy, the ultimate fun begins. One person then takes off their pants and bends over. Another person takes the mushy banana and thrusts it into the bent over person's anus. After all the banana mush covers the anus, a third party becomes involved. Have this third party lick the banana mush clean of the anus. Rinse, relax, repeat.
Although we lost 3-2 in ultimate banana, I went home satisfied and sore.
by Anal Thermometer April 21, 2015
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Butchie Banana

Someone who is really cool and female but androgynous. Usually likes girls and is on the younger side. Similar to a baby dyke.
person 1 "Check out her, she's kick ass awesome, wait that is a 'her' right?

person 2 "ya, she's a total butchie banana"
by Peace88888 February 19, 2009
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Banana Split

The act of a female cumming on your dick while bouncing in a split formation.
'Damn! Last night Tasha gave me the banana split!'
by littlemagwokd July 29, 2015
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banana pumper

Jason had to go to the emergency room after the banana pumper competition with Hershal.
by 1975 October 07, 2008
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banana wanger

slang word for the male genitals, esp one that is ripe and juicy, and has its foreskin in tact
"mmmm last night i was having a right good suck on melvyn bragg's banana wanger....he knocked my two front teeth out"
by gazzad May 31, 2006
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banana farm

Radically stupid thing, event or person.

Do you know anyone that banana farms? No .. right? Think about it, there are big friggin spiders in the banana trees that show up at the supermarket carried in the fruit boxes that kill your ass in the produce isle. On the farm you gotta swing around in trees with a machete and lop off 200 pound banana bunches dropping them to the ground, smashing your farming buddy. It's ridiculous, but mostly "banana" is a funny word, like "banjo."
That chick is a total "banana farm."

They're "banana farming" the game.
by Helix Helix June 26, 2009
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