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Super Straight 

A self-employed term used by individuals who have never felt the loving touch of another individual.
The Super Straights are here to cry oppression

turn straight motherfucker 

A way to screw with someone driving who doesn't know which way he needs to go.
"I can't find the street this party is on, where do I go?" Answer: "Turn straight motherfucker!"

fuck straight off 

Alternative way to let someone know you don’t appreciate their presence. Best used with an Eastern European accent.
fuck straight off by Lindsneb February 8, 2019

Super straight 

A phrase straight people came up with for attention.
Tf is “super straight”?
Idk, the breeders just don’t know when to stop
Super straight by juneau_ March 7, 2021

super straight 

Someone who is so straight that most people think they're gay!

They also want a wolf boy to violently pound into them with their giant humanoid Dick.
Person 1: yeah dude brad is definitely a super straight
Person 2: Why do you say that???\
Person 1: When I want into his house I saw a leash on the floor and I asked if he had a dog he said "No the leash is for my master to use on me".
Person 2 : That's crazy also I'm gay
Person 1 : ...wanna make out?
Person 2 : HELL YEAH-
super straight by Lof1 October 19, 2022

Super straight 

A "sexuality" made up by insecure men on 4chain and tiktok to invalidate trans people gender identities. Not wanting to date trans people is a preference Brad, not a sexuality. You are still straight.
Man: I am super straight. I only date women with vaginas, you know REAL women.
Women: Don’t worry, I don’t think you need to worry about any women wanting to date you.
Super straight by Socally. March 14, 2021