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Sergio Pulido

Sergio Pulido is a snake.

by Jessiecaca April 27, 2019

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snake owned

To be made a fool of; To make a fool of; To confound or prove wrong; embarrasing someone: Being embarrased. to own someone; be owned to extreme conditions.

you are walking by a table in the cafeteria where the hottest girls in your school are sitting. you accidentally rip one really loud. you cannot blame this event on anyone else. u feel like there's a stick of butter sliding its way up ur anus rim, then u shit ur pants. trying to play it cool, u sit down next to the girls. u hear squish. you are snake owned.

by allahiah December 14, 2008

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Snake

a snake is a hoe that act like they yo friend being nice and trynna get the tea from you but the hoe out there spilling yo business the hoe can’t keep her mouth shut and always got sum to say

samantha: she always got to run her mouth
me: cause this bitch is a snake

by ionlikeyaperiod April 25, 2019

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dusty snake

A slang word for your massive cock.

Hey bby would you like to see my dusty snake?

by BigBoi696969 August 3, 2017

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Faking the snake

To add a seemingly random and/or useless detail to a story in order to make it more believable.

"So, one time when I was working as the cashier, this massive guy came into the store, wearing this odd shirt of a cobra..."
"Alan, are you faking the snake with me?"

by Picodreng November 3, 2017

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