Ring light

A light to hold you phone that breaks too fucking easily
Person 1: dude my ring light broke again

Person 2: again? That’s the 16th time this month

Person 1: I mean that’s ring lights for ya
by Thedemonftheinternet October 28, 2020
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The ring of fire

When you're spicing it up in the bedroom and get a blowjob from a girl who's just eaten spicy food.
After a drunken wing night, me and the missus went back to the bedroom and I accidently got put through the ring of fire.
by Victory Gin October 04, 2019
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Rusty o-ring

When a man fucks a person in the ass then wipes the head on the partner's lips as when applying lipstick.
After a jack hammering anal session I turned her around and gave her a generous rusty o-ring just before she had to work.
by Scuzpunk April 06, 2017
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five gold rings

a chrismass carol
five gold rings!
by xdr5t3evq3q December 15, 2023
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Midwest meat heist ring

CNN: "Three men arrested for their
roles in multimillion-dollar
Midwest meat heist ring"

reader: So the corporatists had a circle jerk?

CNN: ... Yes...
by jint3i November 05, 2022
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Chatter ring

This is a new zealand toy that was most popular in 1990, it is a metal ring the size of a basket ball with 5 bolts on it which you spin. the challange is to get to bolts to spin while rotating the ring and spin it fast enough so you can catch the bolts. it makes a humming sound which pisses off parents but it's good fun.
Bro have you tryed playing with tama's chatter ring, it's so hard
by Knightress November 27, 2022
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The dirty ring

When you try too many different types of onion rings in one bowel movement cycle that you inevitably have major poops and therefore, a dirty butthole ring.
Oh man, Bob got the dirty ring after last night’s onion ring taste test competition.
by cheetoes69 February 14, 2024
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