The proverbial "shaft" or "johnson" of Bozilas. A phallic device used for copulation/fornication. A flesh cudgel used as a sex blunt.
by Rhyno February 13, 2004
Get the one eyed purple yogurt slingermug. by Jymmetry November 7, 2016
Get the Purple Meat Curtainmug. n. See also Penis
n. The monster lurking within a Christian male's pants, waiting to attack his lover's meat wallet or cum dumpster.
n. Term first used on a popular South Florida talk show, by regular caller Archie.
n. The monster lurking within a Christian male's pants, waiting to attack his lover's meat wallet or cum dumpster.
n. Term first used on a popular South Florida talk show, by regular caller Archie.
"Dude, I gave her all of my purple headed christian meat missile last night."
"No shit!"
"Yeah, her fuckhole ate it up like she was practicing for a hot dog eating contest."
"No shit!"
"Yeah, her fuckhole ate it up like she was practicing for a hot dog eating contest."
by Birdielin14 September 15, 2008
Get the purple headed christian meat missilemug. by HereImLethalHEW April 20, 2009
Get the purple headed fluffy clam stabbermug. Purple Dick Shift is usually driven by a kid who always thinks he can beat you at skate but fails every single time for a year straight. Their fetishes usually include Amputee's and Prego women. They supposedly get rated solid 8 out of 10's from girls on the internet. They are usually not right in the head. Their fathers really do not appreciate taking their paddle boats on a lake when they are not legally allowed in a house. And the father is mentally abusive. Their foe's generally include gingers, assholes, fresh kids, or anyone that tries to pork their smokin' hot sister.
"Dude, I want to fuck that girl."
"You'll die dude, thats Wess's Sister!!"
"Woah did you see that truck?, Yea i think that was the purple dick shift."
"You'll die dude, thats Wess's Sister!!"
"Woah did you see that truck?, Yea i think that was the purple dick shift."
by Eric and antony <333333 May 5, 2010
Get the Purple Dick Shiftmug. If there’s a Purple Heart emoji in your bio on Instagram it usually means said person is pregnant and doesn’t know the gender of the baby
Wow did you see Rebecca’s bio? It had a Purple Heart emoji in it ,I wonder what the baby’s gonna be.
by Noface_ Santana February 27, 2019
Get the Purple Heart emojimug. by pati September 14, 2006
Get the furry purple wiggle lampmug.