coathanger poo

A large and hard poo that will only go down if first broken up with a coathanger.

D'Arcy finished the block of cheddar and knew he would need to go to Macys and steal some coathangers. Tomorrow would be a coathanger poo kind of day.

by tehsnakecharmer July 12, 2017

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Poo-ruse

When you look over something like a magazine or something on your phone while taking a poo 💩

Person 1: You should really look into (insert subject here)

Person 2: ok I'll Poo-ruse it after morning coffee.

by Chip and Rip December 31, 2020

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Poo Knuckler

A poo knuckler is someone that shoves there fist up another persons ass.

Guy 1: You poo knuckler
Guy 2: Do you even know what that means?
Guy 1: no, what?
Guy 2: a poo knuckler is when someone shoves a fist up your butt!
Guy 1: No way, you just pulled that definition out of your ass
Guy 2: Literly!

by Walruses unite February 20, 2011

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Poo rooster

A rooster who lives in a person's bottom and eats poo

"I got a poo rooster today"

by Sarcasticallyperfectinperfecti June 6, 2020

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poo situation

A situation involving the anal expulsion of faecal matter and two or more individuals, also involving at least one unconsenting party.

The faecal predator lured their unsuspecting victim into a poo situation, without their consent.

by The Poo Victim November 14, 2013

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Ninja poo

Noun 1. When any person calls another for the purpose of taking a shit on the phone without them knowing.

Noun 2. Taking a shit on the phone without their knowledge by masking unpleasant sounds with casual conversation.

1. Chris calls John on the phone, they share casual conversation. Chris needs to take a shit but does not want to pause the conversation. Chris covers loud grunting sounds as they chat committing a "ninja poo".

2. Chris and Shelly chat on the phone when the urge to shit comes upon Chris. Shelly does not give the opportunity for a break rather than shit his pants Chris masks his sounds with a strategically placed loud "I AGREE or YES PERFECT" thus committing a ninja poo.

3. A ninja poo begins with the pants doping as the cheeks touch the seat and ends when the shit covered toilet paper hits the water or when the toilet flushes if there is no paper. All actions must be preformed on the phone.

by Chris and John (Toronto) February 13, 2010

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