Wee poo

When you go to the toilet expecting to have a wee and before you know it you're having a poo too!!

"Sorry I took so long Sels I had a wee poo"

by HLWC33 November 4, 2017

poo wedger

Another person who rams his cock into anothers ass forming a wedge shaped poo to be excreted.

"you totally poo wedged me bro"

"I'm a poo wedger"

by becca jade May 4, 2008

poo garbage

ADJ. Anything that is a ghetto ass, broke down, piece of bull shit.

Tom- Baw them MTX speakers is poo garbage.

Ricky- I know son, them kickers ain't though.

Tom- P.S. so is bazookas.

by Dankass poogarbage May 20, 2010

coathanger poo

A large and hard poo that will only go down if first broken up with a coathanger.

D'Arcy finished the block of cheddar and knew he would need to go to Macys and steal some coathangers. Tomorrow would be a coathanger poo kind of day.

by tehsnakecharmer July 12, 2017

Poo Debris

Poo-duh-briss
Poop particles that can come from a fart or very messy poop. Contact with poo debris can result in side effects such as pink eye or even death depending on the potency of the fart and/or messy poop.

Person 1: Dude, I just sharted and there's poo debris everywhere!!
Person 2: How bad is it? I'm not trying to get pink eye.

by Coon lvl 9000 July 20, 2015

rohrschach poo

fecal remains on a wall or floor resembling an ink blot test.

Vondrak, trying to hover over a public toilet, left a large rohrschach poo on the wall.

by dan quizenberry April 2, 2009

toasting poo

when a piece of excrement is placed on the end of a wooden stick and held over a campfire until its light and crusty.

man can you smell that toasting poo i cant wait till supper!!!!

by drue peakock November 23, 2004