phone shout

when people talk louder on the phone than they do in real life

My coworker has a case of phone shout.

by tpain914 December 15, 2017

Phone pooper

A person who can't set their phone down for even the five minutes it takes to poop.

Brad: "So take this in fam, I was texting Chad last night when he sent me a voice message and I heard him sharting in the background

Lucas: "Bro is definitely a phone pooper"
Brad: "Fr tho, and shit was so loud. Mans nearly deafened me"

by defineer February 23, 2023

blue money phone

It's a stack of cash (usually $100 bills) wrapped in a blue band that you hold up to your ears and pretend it's a phone

" I went to the bank the other day and i got my blue money phones

by Count Orlok June 9, 2024

Goon Phone

A phone which is specifically used for purposes which you may not want others to know about.

Hey, nice goon phone dude.

by KastotEmi March 22, 2025

Mistah Phone

Mistah Phone Is When A Toilet Calls Your Phone "Mistah Phone". it normally happens when ur taking a shit while scrolling through your phone, putting ur phone infront of your toilet and last of all peeing in your toilet while scrolling through your phone.

"Mistah Phone."

by EthernetExpert January 29, 2024

My phone flew to my left/right hand

Used when someone sees something attractive online so they switch their phone to their non dominant hand so they can use their dominant hand to masturbate. Used mostly in comment sections

*miguel o hara edit plays*

commenter: The way my phone flew to my left/right hand

by jabberwokey October 11, 2023

Phone Fishing

when you lose your phone in that v o i d in between the two parts of the car, then using an object to 'fish' it out of the car

"derek, wait for me! i'm phone fishing, derek!"

by pour sugar outside November 3, 2020