Dumber than a Bucket of Dogshit

Someone who is dumber than dogshit - their brain is the equivalent of a bucket...FULL of dogshit. While probably also morally inept/retarded, their intelligence is likely due to inbreeding somewhere in the family tree, or possibly being tossed into a ceiling fan as an infant. They usually turn into a screeching autist when triggered for an illogical reason.

Alternative phrase: "Uglier than a bucket of dogshit".

"All these politicians are dumber than a bucket of dogshit. I would rather have a bucket of literal-fucking-dogshit 'lead' me than these political assclowns."

"A bag of hammers, a box of rocks, and a bucket of dogshit -combined- have more intelligence than that fuckfaced douchefag."

by LeonitusMaximus September 13, 2021

slut bucket

Definition? There's isn't one; is it a slutty bucket, or a bucket full of sluts? Nobody knows, and that's why it's perfect

what's up you slut bucket?

by mc-brezzie March 5, 2022

Orion Shit Bucket

Take one large orion penis, cut the tip off, remove erectile tissue while leaving the outer skin intact. Carefully shit into the penis and then bake at 420°C for 45 days or until the balls are tender and moist. Immediately serve to your enemies.

Hey guys, I baked you dinner! Enjoy a homemade Orion Shit Bucket, this one has extra corn!

by Mr. SussyBalls January 25, 2022

Noose in a bucket

Everythings in shambles; re: a persons' life, mind, and soul.

Damn that clerk really had my noose in a bucket with that one.

by Guardo St. Jergen November 8, 2021

Cookie bucket

Pussy

He dipped his fingers in her gooey cookie bucket.

by captainwordsmith January 8, 2023

Bucket in Water

When you jizz in a bucket, make sure you overflow the bucket. And then leave it out in the heat (make sure its humid outside) wait about a week, then when your are fucking a girl, get your bucket and dump it on her. then say "your my bucket in water"!

Dude, last night i gave Margret a bucket in water, and she swallowed it

by The master of bucket in water October 12, 2016

rusted bucket

A well used vagina that is full of dents and lacks proper lubrication, the warranty is well over due. ED&MM

That chick has a rusted bucket.

by ED&MM September 30, 2014