Nutting squad

A travelling circle-jerk

The IRA's nutting squad left a gruesome mess after its last sortie.

by M^sea!J6^a6V April 11, 2023

Nut-garita

A pair has some form of intercourse (sex, hand job etc.) and right before the man ejaculates, he dips his penis in lemon juice, then salt, and then ejaculates into the mouth of the other person. The semen, lemon juice and salt mix mimics a margarita.

Leah: Michael gave me a nut-garita last night.
Andre: did it taste any good?
Leah: not as salty as I expected, but the lemon juice burnt his dick.

by spiders&socks November 28, 2021

nuts glad

An expression used to convey extreme approval.

“I’m nuts glad you put up with me.”
~Zeb Snyder. Super picker.

by chasserole December 5, 2021

Eternal Nut

A nut so incredibly powerful that it can cause a singularity in the spacetime continuum and rupture the buttholes of all men. If u perform this into a guy’s booty, unfortunately ur semen will vanish into another man’s butthole

Oh shit I accidentally did an eternal nut, where did my homie’s butthole go

by Omega nut masta November 3, 2019

Freedom of Nut

the 28th Amendment. Thou has the permission to nut to anyone, regardless of any previous marriage, crush or dating history.

Thanks to Freedom of Nut I can wack one out to Timmy's girl... nobody has to know 😏.

by chicken fried rice jr. December 7, 2020

juice nut

someone who is the best person ever and you’d do anything and everything for; someone you love a lot

juice nut, i love you so much and i hope you know i would do anything for you.

by milk sack October 20, 2020

Nuke Nut

A massive load of nut busted after a long dry spell of no sex or masturbation.

After no nut November I blew a nuke nut on December first. It was rope after rope.

I just blew a nuke nut in my crust sock.

Rachel was surprised when I blew a nuke nut down her throat. Her eyes watered but she took it like a boss.

by Dick Onchin December 28, 2020