When you fail at the most basic of hygiene, and black lint and semen deposits collect in your navel resembling a carcinogenic mole, which scares you so badly it requires you visit your doctor emergently, only to have your hot lesbian doctor tell you its just lint and semen
NICK: I HAVE NAVEL CANCER! LOOK!
FRIEND: YOU BETTER GO HAVE THAT CHECKED OUT!
NICK TO DOCTOR: I HAVE NAVEL CANCER!
HOT LESBIAN DOCTOR: IT'S LINT AN CUM., WHICH THE MEDICAL TERM FOR IS A MONTUCKY NAVELGANGER. TRY JERKING OFF INTO YOUR MOUTH NEXT TIME.
FRIEND: YOU BETTER GO HAVE THAT CHECKED OUT!
NICK TO DOCTOR: I HAVE NAVEL CANCER!
HOT LESBIAN DOCTOR: IT'S LINT AN CUM., WHICH THE MEDICAL TERM FOR IS A MONTUCKY NAVELGANGER. TRY JERKING OFF INTO YOUR MOUTH NEXT TIME.
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