when a mans very hairy balls hang down so low they look either like buck teeth of a beaver, or an upside down muffin, which is not edible due to severe pain of the owner.
ohmygoodness! look at his saggy beaver muffins! i dont know what i want to do with them. they just hang there.
by kayla frenner January 25, 2009
Get the saggy beaver muffinmug. To stick a muffin in a persons anal cavity, then penetrate the cavity repeatedly followed by eating the muffin.
by Phyato Productions April 21, 2015
Get the Tennessee Butt Muffinmug. A processed baked delight that has little to zero nutritional value, is slightly overpriced and largely overmarketed.
Babe, i just want a breve and a couple corporate muffin scones. Brittany said she would meet us at starchuck's after she gets her iPad upgrade.
by Twinkie Situation October 27, 2018
Get the Corporate Muffin Sconemug. like the phrase muffin top but when an obese person wears extremely tight pants and the fat hangs over so much that it, sometimes, rolls over the pockets of the pants.
by pablo654 January 21, 2009
Get the costco muffin topmug. A coffee house baked good that is loaded with healthy seeds, nuts and dried fruits and is often sold in a trendy part of town.
I was in the Pearl and grabbed a breve and a hippy muffin scone. That thing was loaded with nuts, seeds and dried fruits... And tasted like the stuffing inside a teddy bear.
by Twinkie Situation October 27, 2018
Get the Hippy muffin sconemug. by jerbear85 May 16, 2016
Get the mexican trunk muffinmug. more powerful than thay soul stone.this word is used by the most pwerful men that have a IQ of 123457372
Lil kid:u mum gay
tyrone:ur daddy lesbian
tyler:ur granny tranny
donky:ur sister a mister
mike:ur brother mother
me:ur cousin a muffin
*world explodes and burns like a plastic bag*
tyrone:ur daddy lesbian
tyler:ur granny tranny
donky:ur sister a mister
mike:ur brother mother
me:ur cousin a muffin
*world explodes and burns like a plastic bag*
by e diffs fg May 14, 2018
Get the ur cousin a muffinmug.