Mike Math

Saying you're going to pay for or give equal cost on a shared product and then only giving 45%,40%, or 30%.

Tomas: hey do you want to split dinner tonight? I've only got 15.
Bobby: the total is 40, but we could do Mike Mike Math.

by anonymous August 26, 2022

Mike

Self absorbed anime lover who coincidentally happens to be bisexual and obsesses over anime girls and smokes weed 24/7/4/12/10. He is very picky when it comes to choice of video games and gets pissed over the tiniest of infractions. He'll constantly ask questions too usually something to do with your opinion on something.

You're acting like Mike right now.

by Nerdgaming104 August 31, 2022

miked

something that has been recklessly broken/ damaged or messed up.

You really "miked" dinner when you left it the oven for too long.

by anonymous September 1, 2022

Mike Jones

A rapper is a Pokemon. Hence, the reason he says "MIKE JONES!" 2/47

Mike Jones: Mike Jones!
Person: Who is Mike Jones?
Mike Jones: Duh? I AM Mike Jones.

by Mileyjonesthepizzafan September 9, 2022

mike

him.

mike is him.

by realfactos101 September 10, 2022

Mike and iked

When A Twitch Streamer looses his hardcore world to a candy ( A creeper blew him up )

Oh Zomb got mike and iked

by chrissquartz April 29, 2022

Mike

A criminal who's not to be trusted

Don't trust anything you see on TV, Mike is a criminal.

by Number 1 rated salesman 1997 April 29, 2022