Time-Machine Concept

It’s when something it’s going to get invented but it takes years for it to get invented, or for it to become popular?

*the year is 2014* (Person 1) What are you making? (Person 2) 2 new Words!!! They’re called Delulu and Solulu!!! (Person 1) You know how fucked up those words are? They can make your brain cells gone at this time of generation!!! *the beginning of Gen Alpha* It’s going to be a Time-Machine Concept!!! Which mean it will take years and years for it to become popular *Year 2025* (Person 2) Oh shit!!! (11 Years Later)(2025) (Person 1) Wow!!! I was right!!! Our 2 new words were very popular after 11 years of Trial and Error!!! (Person 2) Woo Hoo!!! I knew it would work!!! Let’s have the biggest and most serious celebration ever!!!

by LucyLoudGoesSigh September 3, 2025

drama machine

A genius level American concept invented in the early 1500s to Guardian the little ones cowboys would offer drama to the insane members of the occult who arrived in America to keep them entertained and make sure they would have infinite crusty nipples. I completely unsane engine invented drama machine to further advance the knowledge curated by the Great prison escapees of Europe's colonies, especially America.

The British Pyre ruled by the Wemon kind of Tania Galaxy reveled and they're open closed open close open close weak pound & drama machine

by sinrlifemattrs November 19, 2025

Washing Machine

When a boy tells a lie to a friend about his imaginary experience getting head in the parking lot of a less than reputable establishment.

Yeah man, have you ever put your dick in a washing machine?

by WashingMachineMouth November 22, 2025

Dirty machinations

Dirty machination

Dude was just chilling in the waiting room when the nurse walked in, the way her thick butt jiggled gave him dirty machinations about all the different ways he’d like to sneak her off to an empty exam room and fuck her senseless, maybe starting with her bent over the tray she kept having to move, ass up high as he slams in deep, or her legs wrapped around him on the table, screaming his name till they both collapse in a sweaty heap.”

by Turtleoower88 December 31, 2025

Pale Machine

a song made by bo en

I'm feeling good let's say

my emptiness has gone away

I just woke up today

eat my corny flakes for you

good morning, how's the weather dear?

my feelings are so clear

I just wanna be with you

doing what you do always

show me how to live

はんでおしたように

just a perfect life

まんまるまんまる

pleasure in every move we make

はんでおしたように

perfect every time

まんまるまんまる

まいかい

will you lead me straight to paradise?

will you feed me? everything is nice here

かんじがいっぱい
あめがふりたいでしょう

hold me, I'm a pale machine

life is just OK out here

anyone can see

I'm lonely, with my pale machine

eyes will run with tired tears

living like a dream

I'm born anew my fingers

push the buttons thoughts come through now

あかちゃんみたい
ママさまがいっぱいでしょう

by PinsNo1Fan January 4, 2026

take the machine

to look information up using a computer (for instance the internet)

I didn't know your address so I took the machine.

We need directions to the store. Can you take the machine?

Take the machine to find a map so we can find our way around Salzburg.

by Pajek April 27, 2006

De-eMus ex Machina

In Dungeons and Dragons or any other pen and paper RPG, when the Dungeon Master (or DM) invents or gives a way for the players to live when they normally would have died.

Our DM is really easy to play with. Any time we're about to die, a little De-eMus ex Machina comes along and saves us.

by Jim Moak January 13, 2008