A rare species of human known for effortlessly walking the line between chaotic confidence and accidental legend. Often shows up late, leaves early, somehow still becomes the main character. Allegedly powered by iced coffee, bad decisions, and the widely rumored possession of a horsecock (source: Jackson himself, his friends, and at least one drunk group chat).
“Don’t invite Jackson, he’ll steal the spotlight, eat all the food, and remind everyone about the horsecock rumor by accident.”
by Anon :)) December 16, 2025
Get the Jackson mug.The act of using the two middle fingers and the thumb, resembling the shape of a hook, and inserting the fingers into the vagina and the thumb on the clit and moving them in and out really fast as you rub the clit until the woman squirts. Named after a pimp named Fred.
Bo: "I heard your woman screaming last night. You must have beat the brakes off of her."
Fred:"Yeah! I gave her the Jackson Hook."
Fred:"Yeah! I gave her the Jackson Hook."
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If someone was to give you a really nice gift, or you were given the day off work, or you received some good news, or you heard a really good song you'd say "that's proper jackson!"
by Ben Summers September 1, 2008
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Get the resi-jackson mug.Freddy: "would you like a blueberry jackson"
Daphnie: "whats that?"
Freddy: "its a blueberry bagel sandwhich with ham cheese and cream cheese."
Daphnie: "whats that?"
Freddy: "its a blueberry bagel sandwhich with ham cheese and cream cheese."
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Get the Blueberry Jackson mug.1st guy:"Jack did a British Jackson with Ellen."
2nd guy:"Oh really, for how long?"
1st guy:"56 seconds."
2nd guy:"Wow!"
2nd guy:"Oh really, for how long?"
1st guy:"56 seconds."
2nd guy:"Wow!"
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