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cow internet

1. A typo associated with going towards something or related to "omw."
2. Bad, slow, and a laggy game connection.
1. I'm cow internet!
2. I have cow internet, ugh.
by QuartzEx April 23, 2018
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internet moocher

Someone who uses you for your internet (most cases fast internet) and leaves upon downloading what was needed. These friends are only friends fir your high speed internet connection.
Omg he is such an internet moocher, left right after downloading his game
by Turtle Skater January 11, 2018
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internet bull

Internet Bull: A male stud, that is muscular build, good looking and often gifted, who trolls online for partners that could be either male or female or both to meet up with for random sexual acts &/or favors.
The horny girl met up with her internet bull to service her sexual desires.
by Jjjblueballs67 September 4, 2017
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Internet Stain

An annoying, eyesoar of a post that literally pertains to absolutely no one and serves no purpose.
Did you see Hannah’s facebook post? What an internet stain! No one cares about her kid’s 4th grade graduation. That bitch.
by Resolve Internet Stains April 19, 2018
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the internet of things

A network of things exchanging data without requiring normal human interaction.
Me - youtu.be/dy5xLVx2NGY ..

Eric - "That's not even a good example of the internet of things"
by Mr.Al October 21, 2017
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open internet

The internet version of open book. Usually used when referring to a teacher letting you use your laptop and the internet during a test.
My art history teacher let us have an open internet test for our midterm! It was awesome!
by pxs1919 October 24, 2017
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internet

An area that's just like another universe except it's crammed inside an electronic device. The only thing that you can do is go deeper as you enter.
Person 1: My internet connection is wayyyyyyy to slow!

Person 2: Swiggity swooty, better catch that booty.
by MNoDead March 18, 2017
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