Mississippi Mud Baby

A big ass turd that's extremely long and wide. Trying to poop it out feels like giving birth to a baby

"Bruh, Justin left a Mississippi Mud Baby in the toilet now its fuckin' clogged man!"

by somebodythatyoudontknow November 29, 2021

Mud Moustache

A brown streak across one’s upper lip resembling a moustache.

Darryl drives an electric car. He loves it when his girlfriend sticks one finger up his butthole while kissing him ever so tenderly, and then finishes by giving him a mud moustache.

by Corn & Rye November 15, 2022

Mud Puppy

A slur to describe a black child

"stfu mud puppy"

by Ilovefentanyl June 09, 2025

Mud Rinse

The act in which two people take turns shitting a runny one on each others' chests.

Person 1: Why are you ordering extra hot tacos tonight?
Person 2: It's the key to unleashing a 50 caliber mud rinse

by MattyPotter November 22, 2018

mud boobies

When a girls boobs aren't dense or firm they're just squishy like a bag of mud

They're not that great she's got mud boobies

by Mi_Rooster December 20, 2016

Missouri Murry Mud Run

Dating a cop that has such bad breath and a rancid baby exit that you choose door number 3 to save your sheets.

I once dated a girl next to Kansas City that I had to do the Missouri Murry Mud Run on or risk having to buy new sheets.

by Fake Valor March 18, 2022

Florida Mud Slide

The act of smearing shit all over yourself and your partner. Then sliding all around the bathtub together

Babe I have had a long day can. So please can we have a Florida Mud Slide.

by Ghandi's Child May 25, 2022