When you're so messed up off of whatever, you try to bang a chick but your piece jams, meaning you're unable to bust a nut.
Bd and cool: trashed
Girl: one of you guys wanna bang? Which one of you has a
Condom?
Bd & cool: neither of us.
Bd: I'm trashed, I can just slam and jam. Child support's mad expensive dawg.
Cool: haha ya I've only had 5 beers I'm not jammed yet dawg.
Girl: one of you guys wanna bang? Which one of you has a
Condom?
Bd & cool: neither of us.
Bd: I'm trashed, I can just slam and jam. Child support's mad expensive dawg.
Cool: haha ya I've only had 5 beers I'm not jammed yet dawg.
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/ˈflɔ r ˌdʒæm/
1. A once-proud packet of fruit spread that briefly embarked on a solo journey across the restaurant floor, only to be scooped up, dusted off, and served with unearned confidence.
2. Culinary betrayal in condiment form.
3. A gourmet condiment that’s been lovingly marinated on the floor for 3-5 seconds before being returned to your plate by a server with the boldness of a street magician and the hygiene standards of a raccoon
Bonus synonym: Rogue preserve
/ˈflɔ r ˌdʒæm/
1. A once-proud packet of fruit spread that briefly embarked on a solo journey across the restaurant floor, only to be scooped up, dusted off, and served with unearned confidence.
2. Culinary betrayal in condiment form.
3. A gourmet condiment that’s been lovingly marinated on the floor for 3-5 seconds before being returned to your plate by a server with the boldness of a street magician and the hygiene standards of a raccoon
Bonus synonym: Rogue preserve
Example sentence:
“I asked for raspberry jam, not floor jam. There’s a difference—and it’s about 10 seconds of rolling time.”
“I asked for raspberry jam, not floor jam. There’s a difference—and it’s about 10 seconds of rolling time.”
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