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ur grandma have penis

Alongside the likes of "ur mom gay" and "ur dad lesbian", "ur grandma have penis" is a phrase that can be used to absolutely D E C I M A T E someone in an argument
Gay kid 1: I fucking hate you and ur dad lesbian
Retarded child numero dos: lol ur grandma have penis
gay kid 1: SNHPye8U(JWDOMINHUB*YH*_UE)(IJNWHUSD&C)(IJHOISHU)IUHEF)*YDSA*YHF)syh0IEUFH
by Link6456 March 14, 2018
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I don’t have a bomb

To not have an explosive weapon at your arsenal
Sir, I will inform you at this moment that I don’t have a bomb
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Can't have that

The phrase used to describe when you are unable or unwilling to accept something, usually a large issue on the person's behalf.
Person 1: Shit, I'm about to die! I can't have that!
by an extremely depressed bandu November 3, 2022
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When you have a bush in your front lawn, it means you have lot's of hair in a certain place...;)
Boy:"Hey, do you have a bush in your front lawn?"
Girl:"Hell yea! I have a whole garden"
by Jordatha March 23, 2017
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the chips have been dipped

another way to say THE TEA HAS BEEN SPILT
by EMILY IS A HOE June 17, 2019
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if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked
if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked
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Have a banana

When the person eats a banana, they lie on their front undressed at the beach between the sand and the water.
*two people playing volleyball at the beach*
Mom: Have a banana.
*two people undressed lying on their fronts eating bananas*
by MrDogeIndoraptor November 2, 2022
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