the boob effect

A woman who has a ugly face, but amazing breasts.

Dude 1: that girl has amazing tits
Dude 2: but look at her face.
Dude 1: i'd still do her
Dude 2: Thats the boob effect

by FanCon January 17, 2016

chodeiolous effect

The natural phenomenon that causes everything to go to shit. Scientists have theorized that the natural rotation of the earth causes minuscule ripples in the chode-time continuum, resulting in widespread chodeular bullshit. These ripples, in turn, cause shifting of the chodetonic plates, exponentially magnifying the chodestorm. The scientific community has reached a consensus that such events as the extinction of dinosaurs, Nickelback's formation, and the Holocaust were caused by the chodeiolous effect. Many philosophers have alluded to this phenomenon in their works:
Westley, the Dread Pirate Roberts: "Life is pain, Highness"
Whoever the fuck came up with Murphy's Law: "Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong"
Batman: "My parents are dead"
Everyone is affected, with the notable exceptions of Satan and his offspring.

Jim: How was your day today Bill?
Bill: Not great. I woke up and we were out of Frosted Flakes. Then I found out I have gonorrhea. Then I turned on the TV and saw that my entire family died in a 10-car pileup on the freeway. Then I checked my fantasy football team and saw my running back on the injury report.
Jim: That's the chodeiolous effect for ya.

by Stephen Cocking September 11, 2016

referral effect

the uncomfortable silence that occurs after a student is written up by a teacher

Mr. Melk wrote up John today for swearing, it was the awkwardest referral effect afterwards ever.

by On the Brink of Kraken July 12, 2016

Razalas Effect

When a person knows one of their best friends has broken the bro code on numerous occasions and insists on remaining friends regardless of their past offenses knowing full well that they are bound to break the code once more.

Danny, you are letting your friend get off easy even though he broke the bro code and it wasn't even the first time either. You're creating the Razalas Effect.

by ElextheExcellent June 19, 2016

Jumpy effect

An after effect were the ground shake vigorously cause by the fat people doing jumps, runs and dance.

The fat camp was destroyed due to the jumpy effect.

by lazypast33 May 24, 2016

wobble effect

When a girl's ass and boobs shake due to wearing high heels

Saw a girl at the club with a huge wobble effect last night

by Notabot May 13, 2016

The Pomegranate Effect

The Pomegranate Effect refers to the more realistic expenditure of time. Specifically, if a project should take 10 hours to complete, it will in fact take 30 hours due to the realistic expenditure of time. This use of x3 is regularly applied in this effect. The name originated from a project wherein an artist was painting a pomegranate for a 10 hour project which in fact took 30 hours.

Sculpting this should take me 2 hours, but factoring in the Pomegranate Effect, it'll realistically take 6.

by Sadness Salsa February 14, 2018