deadbeat dad

when he went to the store to buy milk 15 years ago

my deadbeat dad went to the store 15 years ago and hasn't got back yet.

by big wock November 1, 2018

Dad

A person who leaves to get milk from the store it usually takes decades to fight of the demons but he'll be back trust me

Son: where you going dad
Dad: to get milk
Son: be careful
Dad: I love you

by Yt OneClick_dabeast January 13, 2021

My dad

Sorry we couldn’t find him

Hey my dad where are you :)

by Wowzakimmy May 4, 2019

DADS

Dumb As Dog Shit

Gee whiz that Freddy is a bit DADS

by DC2190 August 13, 2021

Dad Waters

Slang term for beers

"Hey Alex what are your plans tonight?"

"You know the drill, gonna go over to Peter's house to hammer back a half dozen dad waters.... should be a wild night!"

by AllKindzOfGainz March 3, 2020

dad sit

when one is feeliong overwhelmed (usually in a happy manner) and doesnt know how to express their emotions

person: “did u hear shawn mendes’ new album? deadass dad sit.”

by spongebob4646 June 12, 2018

your dad

your dad that left you for the milk, at a young age

"Hey is that your dad from 15 years ago"?

by sugar~ June 12, 2022