coffe

a magical brown liquid, ground from bears and necessary for human life .Get me a cuppa now!

Coffe is importent to our body!

by TIMEFUSION2424 October 5, 2021

coffe day

coffe day a day you only drink coffe nothing else only coffe

girl-hey it's coffe day

Boy-oh but I drank water..
girl-well then your out

by Some weird human October 8, 2021

Coffey

A attractive big female with the lips of a frog. Looks like Lizzo 🍒

Hey Mrs coffey can you give me a blowjob

by COOPER FORTUNE January 19, 2022

coffefi

Likes butter

"Yo whats up" said ass face
"nothing muh fucka" replied coffefi

by Poop_nuggets_cheese_balls March 7, 2022

Cuffee

A boujee thick female sigma bish who is willing to be cuffed and/or submit to a neo-pagan sigma male autist.

You gotta cop you a cuffee, bro.

She didn’t even mind that I have a copy of mein Kampf or the prose edda. You gotta get you a cuffee, dude.

Cuffee’s totally have BVE (big vagina energy).

by Rasputeen June 17, 2022

Cuffee

1. A thick female boujee nerd bish that is willing to be Cuffed and/or submit to a neo-pagan sigma male autist.

Bro, you gotta cop you a cuffee

Cuffee’s totEs have BPE(big pussy energy)

She didn’t even care that I had a copy of the necronomicon or hailed odin. You gotta get you a cuffee, dude.

by Rasputeen June 17, 2022

coffeaphilia

(It is also known as: Coffee Blood)

When one's addiction to coffee goes beyond the limit, their blood could literally turn into coffee. And when they run out of stock, patients might resort to drinking their own blood.

In a lot of cases they end up drinking their themselves to unconsciousness.

Once they Pierce themselves they cannot stop and suffer cardiac ischemia due to lack of blood supply.

I had realized that he has been drinking coffee from his own blood this whole time. When I search about this, I was shocked that it was a type of disease called Coffeaphilia.

by GoldenExplainer November 29, 2022