Jesus Juice

High Quality Smack. When Heroin is loaded in a syringe. Particularly dark/green tinted worked-up Heroin. One is thought to have ecstasy close to god-like from this.

Jimmy: "Yo, Tom you gotta get you some of this Jesus Juice. Shit's got me smacked off my tits!"
Tom: "Word? I tried some of that shit last week, had me speaking to God and shit!"

by ClerkJesus October 11, 2020

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Neon Jesus

A relegious figure making fun of a fictional characterJesus from a bible of some sort.

"Dude I don't wanna hit that hooker with a bat" "Neon Jesus would do it."

by Flouressent god April 27, 2010

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vaginal jesus

wp band; penis

I am listening to Vaginal Jesus.
I am going to tear your Vagina with my Jesus

by christ99 September 8, 2015

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Jesus Piece

a very huge penis that makes girls say "JESUS!!!" when they see it.

DOn't touch the Jesus Piece!

by Connor Salas April 11, 2007

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Creeping Jesus

It's someone who's a fawning person. But it's a bit rough, since when is Jesus associated with creepiness? Sure, he hung out with lepers - but that's not creepy. Social suicide maybe...

stalker

"Fuck off, Hugh, you're such a Creeping Jesus."

by Bree Rose January 2, 2009

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