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a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.
Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"
by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007
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A "farm-girl instead of farm-land" variation on da old "seemingly lusher turf on neighboring fields" saying.
While it may indeed often be true dat "The boobs are always bigger on the other guy's woman", dat does not necessarily have to be an unhappy situation for you, since in some cases you could just try secretly asking said chestier chick if you yourself could softly savor her more-ample chest-pillows with yer own paws. Just find out first if da gorgeous Miss Bosomy is still of child-bearing age, though, in which case you should always be sure to bring a few condoms wif you, in case things "progress further" than just misty-eyed chest-kneadings and other "hands and lips only" activities!
by QuacksO October 18, 2025
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Mourning Boob

When you're really sad, and your boobs get smaller
Wow, Tiffany used to have double D's, but then her hamster died, and now thanks to mourning boob she's a sad, flat pancake now
by Anonymity is for chumps April 2, 2021
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boobing around

Behavior exhibited by an individual possessing breasts wherein said individual demonstrates the fact that they have breasts through a combination of clothing, body language and speech.
I bought a button-less jacket because I enjoy boobing around on a daily basis.
Anne-Catherine got some new breast implants. I guess she couldn't resist boobing around.
by Romulus Augustulus October 26, 2019
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air boobs

"Air boobs" is a term used to define the area of chest where a ladies chest balls should be but aren't

Some people have "air boobs" due a natural slow growth rate however others are caused by actions such as deviance, betrayal and the influence of bad friends
"hey bro did you see that photo? The one with jemmas friends all admiring her boobs?"

"Yeah bro, but idk what they're looking at all I see is air, air boobs, AIR BOOBS"
by Definitonmaster August 8, 2019
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boob

The waiter kept on getting my order wrong even though I repeated it to him three times. What a boob!
by garfunkleee June 16, 2022
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Bling Master (Boob Magnet)

the act of getting jewerly or other items stuck to your boobs
Oh Kassandra! You have a pretzel stuck on your boob you Bling Master (Boob Magnet)!
by Kassandra and Evan July 20, 2009
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