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a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.
Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"
by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007
mugGet the mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hairmug.

Boobs

Part of a woman's body that is grossly overly-sexualized by men. Meant for feeding babies, not for men's pleasure.
Gross man - I love boobs sm man they were made for our pleasure only and they're so distracting
Woman/educated person- wtf, get some education and stop being such a pervert.
by Eternal Despair November 14, 2021
mugGet the Boobsmug.

Show Me Your Boobs Day

An international holiday on the 5th of May when you have to show me your boobs
“Wow can’t believe it’s show me your boobs day today, I’ve been waiting all year for this!”
by anonymous May 5, 2025
mugGet the Show Me Your Boobs Daymug.

maximum-boobs hug

What you attain by slipping yer arms underneath a chesty chick's armpits and then drawing her ample upper-body pillowz snugly up against yer own chest; this gives you total and completely-unrestricted access to said delightful warm plump pliable mammaries, and so you can really snuggle up to said bountiful treasures and super-savor her softness and her soothing heartbeat.
Giving a maximum-boobs hug to a cute sweet-faced chick who's "well-endowed upstairs" is indeed one of a nice guy's favorite and most pleasurable activities; just remember to be extra gentle and careful wif her oversize baby-feeders when canoodling wif her in this "totally submissive and vulnerable" way, since she will no longer have her own arms positioned in front of her to protectively nudge you backwards if you started accidentally pinching or squishing her tender delicate buxomness wif yer own chest or arms.
by QuacksO February 22, 2023
mugGet the maximum-boobs hugmug.

noob boobed

something you say when someone gets absolutely owned
Quandale: "My mom is so awesome"
Johnny: "I fucked her"
Everyone: "NOOB BOOBED"
by blki July 21, 2022
mugGet the noob boobedmug.

Leg-Boobs

Another word for butt cheeks that I made up on a whim because butt cheeks do kinda resemble boobs except their on your legs. Like if you put nipples on your butt cheeks they kinda do resemble female breasts.
Jim: Hey look at that chick with them big ass boobs bruh.

Jake: Hell yeah friend, and not only that she rockin' a huge pair of leg-boobs as well mate. Oh gyat!!

Jamie: Hey what the hell are you knuckleheads looking at get your filthy eyes off that fucking girl's ass cheeks!!
by ayeverbpseudopops2024 February 17, 2024
mugGet the Leg-Boobsmug.

boob mask

With masking being the norm for my 4-year-old, she shouts "Mom, don't forget your boob mask!", while pointing at the bra hanging from the hotel shower head.
by haveadonut December 6, 2021
mugGet the boob maskmug.

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