mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

Bling Master (Boob Magnet)

the act of getting jewerly or other items stuck to your boobs

Oh Kassandra! You have a pretzel stuck on your boob you Bling Master (Boob Magnet)!

by Kassandra and Evan July 20, 2009

Boobing

(v) to create (esp. draw) boobs (esp. mostly unclothed).

He's the only one capable of boobing here.

by SirFartknocker May 3, 2011

boob corral

The device that keeps womens knockers under control.

During sports, Janis had trouble keeping her breasts in her boob corral.

by dogbreath57 September 15, 2010

Boob Dube

Boob Dube: Any marijuana joint that has been rolled by a girl. May include the use of glitter, coloured rizzla and stencilled animal pictures on it!

John: dude pass the jay!
*it gets passed*
John: what the ef, this thing looks like it was rolled by a chick!
Steve: it was... by my girlfriend ... it's a Boob Dube!

by supanover_ek_sez September 1, 2010

Crowd Boobs

Boobs you stare at when making a speech to a large audience or when in front of a large amount of people.

Friend: Hey man that was a great speech about synergy.
Me: Yeah thanks dude but I couldn't have done it without that set of crowd boobs in row 4; they gave me that last boost of inspiration.

by Troyay August 7, 2011

Lower Case Boobs

Female mammary glands that hang down to the belly button or point south.

Lower case boobs are fun to fuck but not look at.

by sarcastilito October 30, 2010