anal glaze

The light smearing of shit on the head of your penis after boinking some babe’s asshole.

Terry’s mom is a freak, she loves licking her anal glaze off my root.

by Roderick Barringer January 7, 2018

Titty anal

The pleasurable sexual act of sticking ones soft, cushiony love sac (the female or male breast) up your asshole

Yoooo Drake I did some mad titty anal with my girl Agatha this week.

by Hoodclip wannabees January 11, 2018

anal chopsticks

Another word for the hard painful shit you get after eating Chinese food

I had the worst anal chopsticks ever

by TrentW March 18, 2017

Anal Retentive

Eric Grubert; opposite of passive.

You are so Anal Retentive!

by Daddy's Lil Monster March 30, 2017

anal beak

an anal beak is when someone is eating your ass from behind and they have a really long pointy nose that resembles a beak and it keeps poking the anus

"Man, his anal beak game is TOO STRONG!!!"

by definitelynotnoodle April 1, 2017

Anal leaf

The process in which vegetarians/hipsters use a leaf as a condom during anal in order to keep from making more trash. At the end f this process they then eat the leaf together to form a vegan bond.

Hey, those vegans just had anal leaf sex.

How can you tell?
They still have some anal leaf on their face.

by Logster48 April 7, 2017

anal jerky

When you have too long of butt hair and they tie themselves together.

Hey,I heard Jessica had to cut her anal jerky with a chainsaw.

by JimmyNeutronhasasmallwilly September 16, 2017