Christian

People who believe in the one true God. They are the best people to talk to about your problems, because what they are saying comes from God. They believe that the Bible, the Holy Trinity, etc. are true. They believe that Jesus died on the cross for your sins. It is not a religion, although it is a relationship with God.

"Bro, look at that Christian over there. I like Christians."
"Christians believe in God, right?"
"Yes."

by abbsxjonathan January 6, 2020

Christian B

Christian B is normally a simp. This means he does anything to impress any girl, claims false things that happened between him and girls.

Christian B is always trying to impress girls.

by Large fat black Jew nigger January 10, 2020

Christian

It’s a person who is a monkey/chango.They are very primitive person only understanding a few words at a time when you speak to one. They like to get groped all the time.They are also known to throw it back on niggas called Eduardo and Brian.

Hey Christian you’re a Chango/Monkey.

by Chris_da_Chango_11 January 31, 2020

Cafeteria Christianity

One who picks and choose what part of the bible or religion to follow or obey based on what is convenient for themselves.

Oh, I see, you're a faithful Christian lecturing me about going to church on Sunday, yet you had an affair Susan! You can't be using Cafeteria Christianity where you pick and choose what parts of the bible to follow.

by HypnotoadAZ April 16, 2020

Ole Christian

The coolest teacher in school, will bring you hot chocolate. Will be your #1 fan and support you through thick and thin. Really happy all the time and delivers the best dad jokes!

person #1: Our teacher forgot about the test we were supposed to have today so we ate cake instead!
person #2: Lucky! Your teacher is such an Ole Christian!

by xxelmexx February 13, 2020

ryan christian parsons

Mega Fag. Massive stoner, the best at lighting without a doubt. Fat ass and he knows it, but won’t admit it. Can’t say a sentence without swearing or saying cunt. He is usually the dumbass of the group

P1: Who’s that screaming?

P2: It’s definitely Ryan Christian Parsons , he’s always fucking around.

by barbequesauceonmytiddies February 26, 2020

Christian

Gay. Or gae. They always deny it, but that doesn’t stop the gayness.

Christian: “My thighs hurt”
Me: “because you’re gay”

by LeiAddison March 1, 2020