fart partical

When you are so worthless that you are not even a fraction of a fart. Thus for, you are a fucking partical of a fucking fart that comes out of Dave's mother fucking ass. In all actuality though, you're not even worth the fucking air that surrounds a fucking fart partical.

Dave :"that mother fucker is mother fucking fart partical, waste of oxygen piece of shit, who needs to be knocked the fuck off of their high horse"
Dani: "let's fucking go."

by The Sabeys March 28, 2018

Fart-Jack

The act of being lazy, or not doing what one is supposed to be doing, such as at a job.

"Quit fart-jacking around Bill, if we don't get this work done we're going to be fired".

by Jeano-Beano May 26, 2018

Fart Puddle

When any type of biological creature with an anus farts so hard, that the gas released changes into a liquid halfway to the ground as a puddle.

Damn! That monkey had a Fart Puddle! Better get out of here!

by Rionox December 7, 2022

Fart Plume

1. Used In Many Ways
2. An Insult
3. A comeback

1. Ya Fuckin' Fart Plume!
2. Friggin' Fart Plume!

by Anthony Luka Davenport September 2, 2023

Harkle Farte

Harkle farte is a phrase you use to describe someone you know and/or don’t like. An example would be an ex or teacher. This can be used to cover up the real name of the person as to avoid eavesdroppers.

Example “ugh there goes Harkle farte”

by Kale07 January 12, 2022

Fart beaver

A hairy butthole

I’d love to take him in the ol’ fart beaver.

by fart beaver boi November 2, 2022

subsistence farting

When someone farts just enough for only the farter to smell it, and no one else.

Similar to subsistence farming, but related to passing gas and not raising crops.

Person A: *frrt*

Person B: Did you just fart? Why don't I smell it?

Person A: I guess only I can smell it.

Person B: Thank you for subsistence farting!

by tinkarink December 12, 2021