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No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.
Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT
by cloneswilleatme February 2, 2024
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The Rule of Woods

If you see an extremely racist reply on Twitter and then click on the profile of the person who made the racist reply, you will see a James Wood retweet within the first three (3) tweets on the timeline. This is known as the 'rule of woods'.
The Rule of Woods - "look!" a racist remark, scrolls down, finds a James Woods retweet.
by Adi_Zu April 14, 2020
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wee wood

by CHOOCJIE March 4, 2022
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Wood bitch

Typically a blonde you meet while collecting fire wood give you the stink eye because she is jealous
So I went to the bathroom to brush my teeth and in comes wood bitch and her sisters giving me the stink eye
by Trueforce April 18, 2022
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ziplining wood

When you put floss down the urethra and thread it out your butthole.
"Hey Meg, do you wanna try ziplining wood later?"
by cubed March 21, 2023
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Tiger Woods

a non-alcoholic combination of cola and diet cola, created and made popular by American philanderer Tiger Woods . An alcoholic version of the beverage is also known as a Tiger Woods.
Customer: “Barkeep, cola please! Half diet, half original recipe. Thank you.

Bartender: “Hey Buddy, next round save us both a little time and just ask for a Tiger Woods!”
by The Devil May Care Kid June 12, 2019
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Morning Wood

George Butler doesn’t get morning wood, he IS MORNING WOOD!!!
by Dr. Strap-On January 30, 2021
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