Windows ME

The shitbag of the Windows series. Heck, Windows 10 is better. WINDOWS 10. You are better off with Windows 2000.
Windows ME is a operating system. The ME stands for Millenium Edition... all i can say.
If you live in 2000, just wait until Windows XP.
You’ll thank me. :)

“Bill Gate’s Windows ME was a mistake.”

by psuedooldhandle May 22, 2021

Windshield Wiper

When you give a guy a handjob and he cums all over his stomach and you take the ejaculatories and spread it like a good piece of buttered toast with the erect penis back and forth like a windshield wiper on his stomach.

Damn, this bitch gave me a windshield wiper this morning and the crusty cum is falling off me like dander of stripper

by Angry trouser trout May 27, 2021

Windows

‘Windows’ meaning you’re feeling anxious about doing something.

I have a job interview tomorrow but I’m feeling very windows.

by Mrheckles June 20, 2021

Window

A Person who plays both sides

“Bro You moving like a window rn”

by 🧟‍♂️🥳 June 22, 2021

Windows 20XX

The version of Windows where Microsoft replaces the Windows Kernel is fully replaced by the Linux Kernel and Windows just becomes another Linux distribution with a fancy Windows skin. WINE and Powershell will also be integrated out of the box to try to convince people it is still Windows.

Person 1 "Wow can you believe Microsoft finally made Windows stable with Windows 20XX. I haven't had a blue screen in weeks!"
Person 2 "That's because you're using Linux."
Person 1 "What's Linux?"
Person 2 "BTW I use Arch."

by OurLordAndSaviorTHREE June 25, 2021

Windows 🅱️ista

Windows 🅱️ista is the great os ever, it can even run solitare unlike windows vista.

Windows 🅱️ista is better than Windows Vista

by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (._.) June 25, 2021

window licking paste eater

a bad teammates in a video game who spends in time in game in bumfuck Ethiopia with his cock in hand licking windows and eating paste and wondering why they are losing

OMG that teammate is a fucking window licking paste eater

by exxtuhcee June 26, 2021