Long Island Candy Bar

Its when a guy makes a candy bar mold with his dick, cums to make caramel which he buts inside it and makes the girl eat it

I heard you took Ally home

Yah lets just say she had a nice Long Island Candy Bar

by Jennakranks May 15, 2016

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Long Dong John

a nickname for when a friend is discovered to have a massive penis.

guy 1: Woah dude, thats a massive dick!
guy 2:yeah man, he is clearly a Long Dong John!
guy being looked at: what the hell is wrong with you?

by COOLDUMBDUMB October 28, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

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Long Moment

It's like a blonde moment, except with tall people with acts of clumbsyness.

Example in kitchen:
Harry: I'm just gonna sit down.

Harry bangs his long self on the table
Roy: Haha you just had a long moment Kidda!
Harry: LOL

Example in garden:
Harry walks into a hanging basket.

Example on bus:
Harry smashes head off roof.

by Bone's Kitchen Crew October 24, 2010

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Top Long

When a filthy whore in the tri-state area (Mostly Atlantic city and surrounding towns) gives you a fat sloppy slippery BJ for a long long time or at least until she chokes or passes out from lack of oxygen to her brain.

Ayo my nigga, remeber dat stanky hoe from last night at Duck Town she dun gave me top long behind the dumpster

by ACTrash69 November 11, 2021

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