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Two-headed turkey

When a spectator of two people performing fellatio on a double ended dildo, or one of the involved parties themselves, grabs the middle of the dildo and slams it back and forth, forcing the participants to both to make turkey gobbling sounds.
Last night they were going so hard with that double-ended dildo that they were gobblin' like a two-headed turkey.
by EssPea October 2, 2023
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smoked turkey brine

Smoked turkey brine - when you master the art of intaking smoke from a cigarette through your urethra causing your sperm to have a Smokey flavoring similar to pipe tobacco.
Her face was covered in Smoked turkey brine - when you master the art of intaking smoke from a cigarette through your urethra causing your sperm to have a Smokey flavoring similar to pipe tobacco.
by Jethro bo dean November 21, 2023
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Turkey

A "turkey" in this context refers to someone who tries to act overly confident or impressive, often in a way that seems exaggerated or inauthentic, especially around girls. It's someone who might be trying too hard to appear cool or attractive but comes off as silly or not genuine. Ethan Ferraria, as described, would be an example of a "turkey" if he behaves this way around girls to make himself look better than he actually is.
“Yo ethan was being a turkey last night infront of the huzz”
by Sebastian canaverde August 13, 2024
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Pain Turkey

A medical patient who is believed to be faking their pain.
That patient is such a pain turkey, they are just here to get attention, painkillers, or both.
by Narwhal1758 September 11, 2023
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Turkey Blast

To drop and a massive, hot steaming dump in your family's toilet after eating thanksgiving; resulting in anal fissures and a hemorrhoid.
I just turkey blasted the sh*t out of aunt Jan's guest bathroom toilet. I hope CVS is open on thanksgiving because I need to go buy Preparation H.
by NemmaGemma September 28, 2020
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turkey

will fuck anybody/for everybody
noah and mod some turkeys cause they fucked all them hoes
by bigdick89 March 10, 2020
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Turkey’s neck

Turkey’s neck is when a man wears a woman's thong but the thong slips to the side of his balls, making them fall out, as to resemble a turkey’s neck
“My thong keeps slipping and giving me an awful Turkey’s neck, but I can blame the boys for wanting to be free.”
by Evansturkey December 14, 2020
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