ring stinger

When you sit down to take a poo and your ring of your ass stings from the poo coming out of you.

I just took a poo and it was a ring stinger.

by Javqu July 31, 2019

Ring light

A light to hold you phone that breaks too fucking easily

Person 1: dude my ring light broke again

Person 2: again? That’s the 16th time this month

Person 1: I mean that’s ring lights for ya

by Thedemonftheinternet October 28, 2020

gum ring

A ring made out of gum.

Johnny gave Jessica a Gum ring shows the word "gum ring" being defined.

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 5, 2023

Ring of Fire

A circular red or yellow ring that appears on the shaft of the Penis

Oh my god I fucked this whore now I have the Ring of Fire on my dick

by Hilary4Prison May 24, 2019

Woofer ring

A fake engagement ring you wear to keep single guys from bothering you.

A guy/women will see this woofer ring on your hand and see that you are taken...just an extra prop to keep unwanted attention.

by Tymedowntoo April 12, 2017

Ringed Toaster

A Ringed Toaster is a username given to albinos who ring out their nut juices

Damn ringed toaster has juicy nuts

by TheZer0ed August 29, 2021

Pedophile Ring

When corrupt lawyers steal your children and degrade them with random strangers. They may be using snap cards currently.. just in case you don't know, they are unnatural, wrong and bizarre. They are very incredibly evil and for harming young children and molesting them you will get caught by somebody else and it won't be pretty.

My kids are in a pedophile ring. Where the fuck are they??

by Alex phoenix February 7, 2024