Metal Jesus

The entity talking in certain Iced Earth songs like "Melancholy" (legendary btw.), and creeping into many other supposedly purely "metal" acts.

When Metal Jesus takes over metal you almost might not notice any change in your metal playlist.

by felixh July 2, 2016

Metal curtain

A girl's vagina when her clit is pierced.

When I went down on that girl, I nearly chipped my tooth on her metal curtain.

by Sick puppy November 19, 2015

Metal Santa

Only the one and only master of the bass guitar Tom Araya (note metal Santa is only a term used after he got his kickass beard)

Metal Santa only plays for the one and only best band in the world, FUCKING SLAYER

by Mr-big-nobb November 14, 2018

metal oak

A guy who's voice has reached puberty before his body. He is Prune to violence and takes his gaming very seriously

Geez you got bad temper. You are a metal oak

by ladyofmadhouse July 7, 2017

parking lot metal

A genre of music classified by their bands giving concerts at parking lots, of strip malls or supermarkets. They usually set up their instruments right on the handicapped space. That causes problems.

Mastodon, Idiots on Guitar, Warren Trenchcoat, and Swayzak 1 TOM Robot 0 are examples of parking lot metal bands.

by IDONTMIND August 27, 2017

metal harvester

A tweaker who goes out at night and steals any type of metal to sell for money to buy meth.

Don't leave anything in your front yard that might attract the metal harvesters....

by Knot u December 13, 2018

Down tuned jazz shred metal

Romance and Rebellion

That is our genre of music, Down tuned jazz shred metal- Alecsandr James (The Guitarist)

by THEREYNOLDSPAMPHLET December 30, 2018