Texas Two Step

When your girl tells you that she loves you and that she has always been faithful, while at the same time she is totally getting dominated by your best friends behind your back.

Paully: Man she would never cheat on me!

Danny: Dude she is totally pulling a texas two step on your ass!

by Tmoney35 December 22, 2009

Texas Tuxedo

A new sex move where the boy dresses up in cowboy boots, a denim shirt, and assless chaps, a ten gallon hat, and some six shooters for role playing in the bedroom. To complete the Texas Tuxedo, one must say, "Let's ride, partner" and shout yeehaw at least five times during the act of intercourse.

"Hey, do you want to do some Texas Tuxedo later tonight?" - Boyfriend

by its_me_steve January 16, 2014

Texas Tea

Similar to the Alabama Hot Pocket but after shitting in her pussy, you piss in her pussy then fuck her. Causes a liquid that looks somewhat like tea.

Dude, I gave that bitch a Alabama Hot Pocket, but then she wanted some Texas Tea.

I wanted to give her a Cleveland Steamer but she was thirsty for some Texas Tea.

by wikifreak September 7, 2014

Texas Two Finger

A ferociously fearsome finger fucking,
from a Texan.

"Dude I gave that cunt, Cindy, one intense 'Texas Two Finger' last night."

by Booker T. Washington April 29, 2008

burleson, texas

A town full of cheaty, slime-y losers.
They constantly cheat to achieve their goals in athletics, yet they still cannot find success in their academics.

Scout: Where's that player from?
Bystander: Burleson, Texas
Scout: Great, so he cheats and is dumb, I don't want him on my team

by BurlesonSucks February 1, 2018

Texas Touch

The act of indecently touching, stroking, petting or otherwise making physical contact with a child under 10.

Jim went into the pre-school and gave young freddie the texas touch.

by The WBT November 1, 2008

Texas hot dog

A girl or guy will ether step in shit or wipe her feet with shit and give a guy a foot job.

My ex just gave me a Texas hot dog.

by J/D July 31, 2009