by DrFatty November 6, 2020

by dissingAllCars_cuzcan March 13, 2024

If you have heard someone say line "7 game tournament"... Dont take them seriously, they are probably a pendu fan. The biggest competition in the history of sports was called the World cup all the way from 1930-2018. But when Lionel Messi won it with a world class performance, they try to claim its just a 7 game tournament.
Pendu fan - RONALDO IS STILL THE GOAT! A 7 GAME TOURNAMENT WONT CHANGE IT!!!
Me - But the world cup is the biggest and most valueble team trophy you can win...
Pendu fan - NOOOO! THE UCL IS BIGGER!!!
Me - *Walks away
Me - But the world cup is the biggest and most valueble team trophy you can win...
Pendu fan - NOOOO! THE UCL IS BIGGER!!!
Me - *Walks away
by Harpovich December 19, 2023

When you are so damn bored you type every single typeble letter in a portuguese chromebook keyboard
(please end my suffering i'm so fucking bored i dont have anything better to do)
(please end my suffering i'm so fucking bored i dont have anything better to do)
Friend 1: Yo bro what you doin?
Friend 2: "'!1¹@2²#3³$4£%5¢¬&7*8(9)0_-=§˛q/w?e°rtyuiopª{asdfghjklç}º|\zxcvbnm<,>.:;─·ŧħ®ŋ°đ“þø→↓←ŧ«æß»ð©đ“ŋ”ħnĸł´̣̣
Friend 1: Did you just have a fucking stroke
Friend 2: "'!1¹@2²#3³$4£%5¢¬&7*8(9)0_-=§˛q/w?e°rtyuiopª{asdfghjklç}º|\zxcvbnm<,>.:;─·ŧħ®ŋ°đ“þø→↓←ŧ«æß»ð©đ“ŋ”ħnĸł´̣̣
Friend 1: Did you just have a fucking stroke
by Big Raga The Opp Stoppa March 25, 2024

by Heyitsj000 July 4, 2019

I'm going to use 150kt on ford from a chemical warfare device in replyment for starvative assault with machete With my RPG 7 and Glock 19
by Cody5050 January 29, 2022

A medieval sci-fi universe that Brian Griffen pitched to George R. R. Martin. It's adaptable to TV, movies, toy, games, and mobile apps.
Brian: Mr. Martin I'm Brian Griffen, and I got a pitch that's gonna blow you away. Are you sitting down?
George R. R. Martin: Almost always.
Brian: Then join me on an interstellar crusade to Space Shire 7!
George R. R. Martin: Almost always.
Brian: Then join me on an interstellar crusade to Space Shire 7!
by Zander :) September 6, 2023
