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russian strawberry shortcake

When a man ejaculates into a woman's period blood and she then consumes said "beverage"
by IdiotBoii September 1, 2023
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Poop Straw

The result of anal sex if your partner didn't take a dump before hand; the poop straw is that string of feces that tends to get lodged in the urethra during the act, and comes out when squeezed by hand after the act
All that emo girl had for dinner was a Monster and a bag of Hot Cheetos before she gave me the Poop Straw, my penis still burns
by Hard R 66198 July 30, 2024
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FLESH STRAW

Since your mouth down to your butt is a continuous tunnel humans can in theory be used as straws IE becoming a flesh Straw.
I love to suck on flesh straws. YUM
by Peter Peeler Johnson October 3, 2023
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Rotting strawberries

When a man has gangrene of the testicles, and they start to turn black and rot.

In which they begin to look like strawberries that are rotting.
I got a horrible case of rotting strawberries fresh from the vine.

My rotting strawberries smell really bad, and they are attracting fruit flies.
by CumCorpse October 6, 2023
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paper straw

(verb) When you suck 75% of the way and then give up.
I got paper strawed by that hookup last night. I had to finish myself off after he left.
by Duhl February 3, 2024
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poop straw

The phenomenon of getting feces stuck in the urethra (usually after anal sex with the receiver having a massive turd still in their rectum) and then squeezing said feces out of the urethra like a go-gurt.
Dude, my the poop straw my girlfriend gave me last night burned like hell because of her diet of hot cheetos and salsa.
by Hard R 66198 February 13, 2024
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Soggy Strawberry

When you take a strawberry, ejaculate on the strawberry until it is fully covered in hot jizz. Wait for the cum to dry and crystallize, then inert the strawberry covered in crystallized nut, into your asshole. Wait for it to harden, and use it as a daily butt plug.
San you have to try this soggy strawberry!
by Jesam March 21, 2024
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