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The State Game

A competition to see if a person can have sex with a member of the opposite gender from each of the 50 United States.

Rules:
1) There must be a set time-frame. "I play until I'm married" does not count. For all we know, you never plan on getting married. The most typical time frame is after 4 years of college, as it's more acceptable to be promiscuous, and offers the best chances at meeting people from across the country.
2) The state that the person you are trying to seduce claims as their state of origin is the one that counts. For example, if a person says, "I'm from California, but I was born in Florida", Florida would be the state that the person counts as.

3) A state only counts if it is actual sex. No second or third base allowed.
4) A second party must validate that you had sex with this person, and that they are from said state.
5) If you cannot remember what state the person is from, they are invalid for play in The State Game until you re-contact them. Rule 4 then applies.
"Man, last night was crazy. How'd you do??"
"I got California AND Nevada!"
"God I love The State Game."

"I swear she was from Alaska!!"
"Where's her Facebook?"
"...she deleted it..."
"No Alaska for you."
by ASUASUASU October 26, 2012
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Demented States of America

An overthrown mental hospital that decided they weren’t part of the U.S. anymore and made their own country called “The Demented States of America”. The U.S. army noticed what was going on so they sent a handful of troops to deal with them which led to a civil war started by the gunshot heard ‘round the block. And the D.S.A won thanks to George Washingmachine who later became their first president and wrote the Deceleration of Incontinence.
The Demented States of America is quite possible the dumbest country ever
by SigmaSam2009 February 14, 2025
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RUSSIAN state Funeral

The delicate act of being thrown out of the 6th floor of a hospital window while you are still breathing.
Man...Sergei just had his Russian State Funeral after getting that contract renewed fort his tractor factory in Omsk.
by Murray the K September 6, 2022
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combover states

States Donald Trump needs to win, so he flies in, holds a rally, and leaves with understanding or helping the people who live there.
“Aw man, dad’s making me do a rally in one of the combover states tonight, Wisconsin.”
by chuck van d October 28, 2020
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An intersection which, on constitutional grounds, should not exist.

The terminology implicitly invokes common street names "Church Street" and "State Street" as if they were nominally a small-town street corner, at least ostensibly. In actuality? This is a conceptual stand-in for the constitutional ideal of "the separation of Church and State" being trampled into the ground at the local grass-roots level.
Unfortunate that every two-bit agenda-pusher is trying to plop themselves down at the intersection of Church and State.

Those two roads should never cross as this is where freedom goes to die.
by bitchuck November 20, 2025
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The Ohio State Blowjob

A type of blowjob coined by the infamous Sophie Rain. The Ohio State Blowjob was born on Ohio States campus with Sophie Rain going to town on former OSU QB C.J. Stroud.
Bro that Ohio State Sorority girl gave me the craziest The Ohio State Blowjob last night
by C.J. Stroud November 24, 2024
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State sponsored prostitute

A prostitute that is paid by a government to be a spy honey trap. They generally sleep with politically influential people to gain access and insight to classified information or insider knowledge, and could be a biological weapon of mass dickstruction spreading devastating STDs.
Fang Fang was a state sponsored prostitute from China.
by Dick bomb April 29, 2023
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