sloppy dallas

A blowjob given by someone who has a full lip of chewing tobacco

If your girl gave you a sloppy dallas, your dick you look like a turd

by John Dick October 15, 2020

Sloppy Steve

When a neocon bangs his boss in the butt whilst simultaneously stroking said boss and wearing a KKK hat.

Oh man, Jeff, Reince, Kush, DonJ, Kev, Paul and Vlad lined up and gave Big D the old Sloppy Steve for like about the last year, huh?

by QuinnFlint April 24, 2018

Sloppy Dallas

When you or another individual receives or performs auto/fellatio with a mouthful of chewing tobacco.

My cousin gave me a Sloppy Dallas last night and when she was done, the dip left on my dick made it looked like I put my dick in her ass.

by GoonsFan October 15, 2020

Sloppy Joe

When someone with dementia sucks you off with a mouth full of dip.

Grandma gave me a sloppy Joe.

by Sky-Daddy April 22, 2024

sloppy ninja

When your girl is sleeping,, jerk off and cum on her face

When she is startled and starts to wake up ... duck under the bed

She had no idea where the splooge came from .. I gave her a sloppy ninja

by Sivkfuker February 20, 2017

Sloppy Dallas

A Sloppy Dallas is a sexual act between a man and a woman where a woman sucks his manhood with a mouthful of dip, making the penis look like it was covered in lawn clippings.

She packed a fat lip and used my dick as the spit bottle. I think that’s called a Sloppy Dallas.

by BowlovNoodles October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

When a female gives a male a blowjob but she has a mouthful of dip.

"She gave me a Sloppy Dallas and all the dip spit went everywhere."

by SheMcNasty October 15, 2020