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ryan distance effect 

The ryan distance effect occurs when, over a lengthy period of time, his dickhead levels begin to increase until it is intolerable. This effect normally occurs within the holidays or even over the weekends depending on his current dickhead levels. This is a very unusual case in which only ryan currently possesses. Scientists have yet to explain why there are a lot of mysterious outcomes of this effect.

There is also another view on this effect
if we take a look at ryan's ego on this graph shown in x=1 you can see it reaches infinity in the y-axis
-Professor Aaron Zou
The ryan distance effect is strong in this one
ryan distance effect by lelkalkeawdaw September 26, 2014
Please don't rape my dog Ryan Roth
Ryan Roth by Ass and tits June 6, 2018

Ryan Reynolds 

One of the only men who it is not gay to want to fuck.
I want to fuck the shit out of Ryan Reynolds.

Ryan Reynolds 

Ryan Reynolds is the tooliest tool in all of doucheland.
Ryan Reynolds by NiggerMutilator September 14, 2011

Ryan Reynolds 

THE SEXIEST HUMAN ON EARTH THE ONLY MAN EVERY GUY WANTS SO FUCK HE IS PEAK PERFECTION EVERY PART OF HIM IS A GIFT FROM GOD HE IS WHAT EVERY GUY WISHES HE WAS RYAN LITERALLY MAKES ANY GOD OR GODS JEALOUS OF HIS BEAUTY he is also dead pool which is pretty cool because like it matches his personality and everything but makes him bald and look like my balls so that is kinda rough

Ryan Doyle 

delicious, like a burrito from Chipotle.
cocky, in good reason.
humble, on rare occasion.
a future president of the united states.
one who honestly believes he is a bad-a.
sounds like cheesy reggae music.
a master at jeopardy.
one who falls easy and hard girls named amy.
posesses an amazing smile, and knowledge of over 100,000 movies.
one who stinks at winking, but excels at b-s.

Like:
Ferris Bueller
James Bond
Anthony Giddens
Christian Bale
Teddy Geiger
Shane West




"Gosh, could your cocky boyfriend be any more of a Ryan Doyle?"

"People like people who are like Obama, Bob Marley, Chuck Norris, or Ryan Doyle."

"Mmmm...This burrito is soooo Ryan Doyle."

"Whoa, now thats a Ryan Doyle smile."

Ryan Doyle by Amelia Airhart February 8, 2009