marky poo

a really hot man

"do you see that marky poo over there?
"oh hes so hot"

by hjgvuhygtrsrhy June 23, 2022

Fantom poo

a poo that you do but you dont feel it come out, the only way you know it has come out is that you here the splash, but when you look into the toilet it isnt there, it has gone down the pipe.

"OMG i have just done a fantom poo that i didnt feel but is splashed my but and it isnt in the loo.

by Tizmo January 14, 2008

Poo Nark

Someone who reports to a higher up the exccessive time one may spend leaving a dump.

Ex. Don is such poo nark, i was just demoted for my half hour shits.

by Rusty Rod August 28, 2009

poo garbage

ADJ. Anything that is a ghetto ass, broke down, piece of bull shit.

Tom- Baw them MTX speakers is poo garbage.

Ricky- I know son, them kickers ain't though.

Tom- P.S. so is bazookas.

by Dankass poogarbage May 20, 2010

Man Poo

a "Man Poo" is not a one time occurance, it happens everytime the person gets drunk...

the "Man Poo" can sometimes have a different voice *not a factor of alcohol consumption* and will not remember what happend the next morning *again, not due to alcohol consumption*

Man Poo's are rather random in the things they do and regret nothing. if a Man Poo gets angry, it is advised to stay out his way.

Randomness can also include singing Epic 70's songs, stripping down to boxers, "Dancing" really badly.

Man Poo's are also typicall Males.

by Mekyle Astroturf February 20, 2009

Poo rooster

A rooster who lives in a person's bottom and eats poo

"I got a poo rooster today"

by Sarcasticallyperfectinperfecti June 6, 2020

toasting poo

when a piece of excrement is placed on the end of a wooden stick and held over a campfire until its light and crusty.

man can you smell that toasting poo i cant wait till supper!!!!

by drue peakock November 23, 2004