A whack and pack occurs when your two lesbian friends want a baby. They then invite you over to their house and let you watch and massage your one-eyed snake while they go at it. Then, when you jizz, one of the lesbians takes the fresh cum and packs it into the other's pussy, thus allowing for propagation of the lesbian herd.
Tim: Yo, bro, I heard you went over to Tina and Jen's house last night? You have a threesome?
Jim: Nah, they're both lesbians. They wanted a baby, and so I was there for the whack and pack.
Tim: Still pretty hot, though. So long as they don't hit you up for the child support.
Jim: Nah, they're both lesbians. They wanted a baby, and so I was there for the whack and pack.
Tim: Still pretty hot, though. So long as they don't hit you up for the child support.
by ADM_Metric April 13, 2015
Get the whack and packmug. by gigachad December 13, 2023
Get the pack a furry daymug. Block in basketball when the ball comes back at the shooter or the shooter can't get rid of it after one jump.
by WildEcoyote February 21, 2021
Get the Packedmug. by KIMMISTARR May 21, 2022
Get the fudge packedmug. 1. A form of self-supported adventure cycling where a person travels long distances by bike while carrying gear (usually in frame bags or backpacks), camping overnight in the wilderness. Think backpacking, but on two wheels.
2. (increasingly misused) When someone bikes to an Airbnb with a backpack and calls it “roughing it,” despite access to WiFi, wine, and a hot tub.
2. (increasingly misused) When someone bikes to an Airbnb with a backpack and calls it “roughing it,” despite access to WiFi, wine, and a hot tub.
Annalise said she was bike packing on the island, but I’m pretty sure her biggest hardship was forgetting the Netflix password at her lakeside Airbnb.
by CaptainJJ July 7, 2025
Get the Bike Packingmug. When you put weights on your scrotum and go in a hot room then a cold room and get a scrotum-six-pack.
by Scrototo. July 28, 2023
Get the Scrotum-six-packmug. by Itslittt September 6, 2016
Get the fammy packmug.