portland pounder

you fucking knock a fucktards fucking teeth the fuck out then fuck them in their fucking fucking fucked up mouth, and its all bleeding and shit. The fucking gums are fucking nice and fucking smooth and they fucking maximize the fucking pleasure the fucking whore gives you,m and its all bleeding and shit.

Your mom just received a Portland pounder.

by Shit fuck face December 12, 2007

Poindexter

A sometimes bald person who likes to point at things and yell out of cars.

"Hey, Wanna Drill"
Ewww there goes that poindexter again.

by LalalalalalalalalalalaImCool August 6, 2009

poundage

the result of adding excess weight or pounds

I gained some serious poundage weight on my trip to Italy last year.

by putti the insider February 24, 2011

mill pond

MPG's represent 860 to the fullest, shouts ta all yall u kno who u are

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by TriP June 25, 2003

ground pounder

A fat person, often excessively overweight.

She's a proper ground pounder, I wouldn't touch her with yours.

by AL January 22, 2004

polish ass pounder

man who is polish and takes it in the ass (or girl)

wow joe your a polish ass pounder

by fran ros February 18, 2008

-pounder

Adjective.
The suffix added to a number to describe the estimated size of a woman's vagina. Depending upon the calculated size of the labia and so forth.
This term was originally coined in Westchester, New York.

Fred: "Did you see that new girl, Jess today??"
Alex: "Yea, it looks like she's got an 8-pounder."

by jim_witness September 27, 2005